Soon you will be able to download tantalising tasters of the new songs for 2006. Here are a few of the characters you will meet:

Professional Girl
A victim of circumstances? A desperate trade for a desperate girl? No, being a porn star is a proper job, complete with a mission statement and an annual holiday.

The Wrinklies
In a country racked with guilt and fear over "terrorism", are we missing the really dangerous parties?

Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlour
"When you need a little hole in your body and soul, this dingy ol' place is a place that you go!"

Café des Franglais
Where better than to discuss in depth one's latest project than the local internet cafe?

Harry and Leroy
Two chums live in a tidy little house with a cat called "Joe".